In praise of: Guitars with ‘too many’ frets

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Recently I was doing the rounds, looking through the websites of various guitar companies to do a bit of daydreaming/window shopping and to see if there’s anything new that I’ve missed (hey, there’s no shame in it). I noticed a stunning new model on the Jackson site – a sparkly blue series-production version of the rare 27-fret Soloist, previously a Custom Shop model which they’re trying out as their first ever production model with more than 24 frets. This is good news.

I suppose I’m giving away my roots as a metal/shred enthusiast by professing my love for guitars with more than 24 frets, but humour me – while many people can’t see a single viable use for such a thing, this is My Blog and I can. The extra frets can be great for soloing (even if you might need to bung your fretting hand in a pencil sharpener to hit them with any precision) but what’s even better is having the extra deep cutaway to reach the 19th to 24th frets easier than on a normal 24-fret guitar. Being able to precisely place tapped harmonics is fun too.

Let me show you something ridiculous, which I used to own:

Taste and restraint? Never heard of ‘er…

This is my old Ibanez RG550XH, a limited-run model which was available in black and a couple of different sparkly finishes a few years ago. I had an absolute blast with this guitar, I still think back to it every now and then and wonder if I should look for another one – I sold it to pay for the James Tyler, so it needed to happen, but I do have a craving for some 30-fret action in my life again. It was dirt cheap, and played great. I pretty much used the bridge pickup exclusively, it had an active neck pickup ‘simulation’ which I never really bothered with if I’m honest. Reactions-wise, it received a mixture of amazement, amusement and, perhaps most frequently, bemusement. If I got another one, I’d try to hunt down a blue example and probably give it a mirror scratchplate with just a single humbucker.

Rock and f’n roll.

Other guitars are available though, so let’s have a look at some of the stuff you can get hold of if the thought of having your range extended upwards is getting you excited.

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If you’re prepared to splash the cash, there are any number of 27-fret Caparison models out there, the bolt-on neck Horus being perhaps the best known, the very high-end thru-neck TAT being the poshest, and there have been a few signature artist models with 27 frets as well. But the one I’m going to share, which I covet the most, is the now-discontinued Apple Horn Jazz, the fixed-bridge variant of Swedish madman Mattias Eklundh’s signature guitar. This, and one of Caparison’s Brocken baritones, would be a formidable pairing for recording some metal guitars…

This EC29 has a crackle finish and a grab handle too. Because why not? [Photo credit: Reverb]

Way back in the late 80s, the era of excess which I rather wish I’d been there for, Washburn were making a whole line of guitars with crazily extended fretboards, the excellent Stephen’s Extended Cutaway (still used on Nuno Bettencourt’s N4s) being the unique selling point. There was the rare bolt-on EC26 – name corresponding to the number of frets – but even cooler is the thru-neck EC29. Or, if that just isn’t excessive enough for you, why not delete the neck pickup (because there simply isn’t space) and have a full three octaves? The EC36 is truly ridiculous. You might see it as a shark-jump moment for the 80s superstrat craze, I prefer to view it as a glorious folly for true connoisseurs.

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Hamer more than dabbled in extra frets in the 80s too. The relatively plentiful, bolt-on Californian superstrat design boasted a healthy 27 frets, but cooler still was the very, very limited-run, hand-made Virtuoso model, a delightfully well-resolved double-cutaway, set-neck shape with, again, a dog-bothering 36 frets. A few years ago, the *ahem* colourful character that was the late Ed Roman offered a recreation of the Virtuoso model through his custom shop, although how many of those exist is unclear. I gather that ‘real’ Virtuoso models (Virtuosi?) are very rare too. Perhaps even in the 1980s, there wasn’t THAT much call for 36 frets. Many of them had Floyd Rose bridges, although some appear to exist with fixed bridges – including this phenomenally tasty-looking apple green example on the right. I always love a nice shiny green guitar, especially when it gives you enough range to transcend human hearing altogether…

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Did you know PRS made a few 27-fret guitars in the early days? The hand-made Sorcerer’s Apprentice dates from the pre-factory era and there are, as far as I know, only a handful in existence. It was based on the equal-cutaway shape, a la the Santana model, and appeared to have three P-90s, the back two of which are jammed together to, presumably, give a humbucker sound. There was even a 12-string example, a glorious symbol of excess if ever there was one. I’d love to see this model brought back – I doubt it’ll happen, but a man can dream.

Yes, it’s really stupid – but you still want it a bit, don’t you? Not in matt black though. [Photo credit: Reverb]

Logic dictates I should save the most excessive til last – I thought we’d have a job finding something crazier than the Washburn or the Hamer, but then a long-buried memory resurfaced… allow me to introduce the Gary Kramer Turbulence. This delta wing-shaped weapon was available, of course, with 29 frets (for the weak-willed and prudish among us), or with a full complement of 36 frets – either with a fixed bridge or a Floyd Rose. And seven strings, if you wanted. If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.

Don’t try and tell me these don’t ROCK.

Players You Should Know 2: Steve Lynch

I love hair metal – I often find myself wishing I could’ve been born thirty years earlier, in Los Angeles, so I might have been able to join a band and make a huge amount of money from shredding, wearing tight clothes and having a lot of hair. But there would have been a notable downside of being involved in that scene – the cold, gut-wrenching dread of knowing that one day, my band might end up sharing a bill with Autograph, and I would therefore leave myself vulnerable to being totally upstaged by their astonishing guitarist, Steve Lynch.

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Steve Lynch doesn’t seem to get the attention that many of his contemporaries do, possibly because Autograph never quite had the success of Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt and so on. That’s despite having a bunch of good tunes too. But if you want to hear a guitarist who could shred with precious few equals on the Sunset Strip, with not a single duff solo in his entire back catalogue, here’s your man. Oh, and he’s no relation to George, if you were wondering. Everyone assumes I mean George Lynch when I’m talking about Steve. I’m sick of people “correcting” me like some human equivalent of Google’s smug “did you mean…?” function. SHUT UP! WATCH STEVE!

Really, you need to watch him as much as you need to listen to him. I was introduced to his playing, unexpectedly, by hearing Autograph’s biggest hit ‘Turn Up the Radio’ on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, and being so mesmerised by the solo that I was actually compelled to stop the pixellated Lamborghini Countach clone that I’d stolen – and put on hold my requirement to go and extort money from a strip club owner, or something.

I heard a whole string of classically-inspired tapped arpeggios, the sort of post-Van Halen rock guitar idea that was everywhere in the mid-80s, but somehow a cut above. Further research led me to YouTube, whereupon I found a whole load of clips of Lynch, hairsprayed to the nines, demonstrating his own solos on his 80s instructional video The Two-Handed Guitarist. This title is no exaggeration, as his soloing makes more inventive use of both hands than just about anyone else who was recording at the time. 

Forget your EVH-spec arpeggios with a single right-hand finger. Lynch’s solos almost always involve all eight fingers somewhere – whether crossing strings to create devilishly complex arpeggiated sequences which sound more like keyboard parts than guitar, or throwing in a load of picking-hand fingers across one string in a manner that is still rarely matched to this day. And of course, many of the other common 80s tricks are in there – take a drink every time you hear a dive bomb on a harmonic…

There are also lots of fantastic, not to mention challenging, picking-based ideas throughout his lead playing – the solo from Autograph’s ‘Crazy World’ being a notable example. Lynch certainly has a keen melodic ear but, perhaps unsurprisingly, his solos are hard to get right – his licks are often quite left-field in terms of the positioning required to play them, and that’s before even considering his astonishing tapping technique. Naturally, on the second Autograph album, That’s the Stuff, Lynch gets a minute-long unaccompanied solo spot, ‘Hammerhead’, which makes Eddie Van Halen’s ‘Eruption’ sound about as technically challenging as ‘Seven Nation Army’.

Autograph reformed and brought a new album out not long ago, but Lynch had already been keeping himself busy through the post-hair metal days with numerous other bands and solo projects, and now also devotes a large amount of time to teaching. He’s used various guitars over the years, although the one I associate with him is the awesome custom-painted Jackson used in The Two-Handed Guitarist video. I once saw something purporting to be one of his old guitars for sale online, a V-shaped Carvin with his usual choice of Kahler vibrato, and even the same “EKG” graphic (which is on most or all of his old guitars, and looks inarguably badass). I wish I’d bought it somehow. I’m quite sure it would have made me sound and play just like him…

Where to start:

Autograph – ‘Turn Up the Radio’ from Sign In Please (1984)

Autograph – ‘That’s the Stuff’ from That’s the Stuff (1985) – plus the video of Steve playing it!

Autograph – ‘Crazy World’ from That’s the Stuff (1985) – there’s a playthrough of this too.

Autograph – ‘Loud and Clear’ from Loud and Clear (1987) – and this!

Autograph – ‘She Never Looked That Good For Me’ from Loud and Clear (1987)