We Will Praise Him: Remembering Tim Smith, 1961-2020

The death of Cardiacs frontman Tim Smith, a couple of days ago, came as a real shock and I’m still trying to find a way of putting the words together.

I’ve read some beautiful words about Tim in the last few days, many from those who actually knew him, and although I feel I have no hope of adding anything genuinely new, I know that I should at least try – because Tim is one of my greatest musical heroes. 

An Iceman as well. A man of exquisite taste.

I’m listening to the 1989 Cardiacs album On Land and In the Sea as I type this, perhaps in the hope that this obituary piece might turn into a magical stream of bizarre compositional genius in the manner Tim might have created in musical notes. But I know that won’t be happening – because Tim was, unquestionably, utterly unique. No-one else on earth writes like he did, and we will never see his like again. Flashes of his influence can be seen far and wide, but I doubt even the most fervently Cardiacs-inspired musicians would ever actually profess to be “like Cardiacs” – acknowledging their influence is one thing, but it seems a sort of unspoken rule that no-one is truly “like Cardiacs” and to those of us who love their music, to suggest otherwise is sacrilegious.

Tim Smith was a musical mind that I find almost impossible to make sense of. I remember my first exposure to the masterpiece that is 1996’s double Cardiacs album Sing to God, and it became my favourite album pretty well instantly. I can’t see that it will ever be replaced. As I listened, I was struck by the incredible breadth and expansiveness of the compositional technique and the sense that, stylistically, it was totally unclassifiable and absolutely nothing was off the table – and, more than anything, the way it was often so incredibly complex and intense but never, at any point, seemed to be reading from the same playbook as any of the other complex and intense music I knew.

When we think of highly elaborate rock music, the typical image is perhaps prog-rock. Long-form compositions, often very ‘schooled’ musicianship and, even speaking as quite a prog fan, it can seem a bit po-faced – and when not done well, it leans into being uncomfortably pretentious. Cardiacs are the absolute opposite of all that. For a start, Smith’s lyrics are not of this earth – particularly in the later stages of his active career, when they were often cut together from various disparate sources, absurdist to the core and very intentionally disjointed. Usually cloaked in ambiguity, the words were intriguing to many – but were also frequently derided as outright nonsensical. And as for the notes themselves… Sing to God is best described as a vast journey through all that is sublime, and ridiculous, in music. There’s beautiful simplicity to be found in places, but then other parts are head-spinningly, mind-bogglingly difficult, bizarre and (here’s that word again) absurd. All of the above is delivered with a sense of gleeful abandon and no pretension whatsoever. Tim Smith was the opposite of pretentious. Everyone who knew him says that, personality-wise, his music was just an extension of him. It’s absolutely authentic.

As far as I know, Tim wasn’t a ‘schooled’ musician. He wrote his compositions out in notation, but was self-taught in doing so. He once said “I had no idea; the tunes just happened, they just come out of my stupid head.” People have since analysed some of the music and found various compositional traits which pop up time and again in his writing, many of which are very interesting and have seen him compared to leftfield 20th century classical composers such as Olivier Messaien. The staple Cardiacs diet of tonally ambiguous, faintly unsettling but unfailingly melodic chord progressions, frequent use of hemiola, rhythmic displacement and odd time signatures, notable affinity for the Lydian mode and the whole-tone scale, as well as the masterly orchestration and production, lends the music an otherworldliness that makes it incredibly distinctive – some common threads which tie together the band’s otherwise freakishly diverse, multi-faceted sound. And while he might have been happy that people cared enough to work that out, I suspect Tim probably wouldn’t have given much of a toss about any of it. He was a virtuosic composer (without ever consciously acknowledging it) but it seems as though he just wrote the way that he wrote. That ranged from almost nursery rhyme simplicity, through blissfully strange melodic pop, to the kind of thing that a troupe of deranged Satanic clowns would have written in a conscious effort to be as difficult as possible.

That’s not even to speak of the Sing to God track ‘Dirty Boy’, often seen as the most astonishing piece of music Cardiacs ever released… and probably the high water mark of all recorded music, for me at least. And avowed Cardiacs superfan Mike Vennart of Oceansize agrees:

“This is a prime example of just how powerful music itself can actually be. I think the first 10 or 20 times I heard it, I couldn’t grasp the pattern or the melody or the form anywhere, but when it clicked, oh my God. Dirty Boy is my most favourite song of all time. It is all at once grandiose, relentless, loud, beautiful, sensitive and ridiculous. The use of the signature Cardiacs trick of never-ending key changes has never been more perfectly utilised than here. The mid section employs a chord sequence that, somehow, manages to repeat itself whilst moving steadily upwards in key with each rotation. The tension and drama this creates is absolutely agonising… When you get to the end of this song, ask yourself what could have been done to make it any more spectacular. Where do you go from this? It’s the last fucking word… it is truly the sound of the world ending.”

[from loudersound.com, 2015]

But Cardiacs were never taken to by the media, or indeed by much of the public, throughout the 80s and 90s when they were releasing albums on a semi-regular basis. They tend to receive a polarised reaction, and are often quite virulently disliked. The only contemporary review of Sing to God upon its release awarded it a churlish 0/10. But those who love them REALLY love them, and it’s a broad church that includes the likes of Blur, Radiohead, Faith No More and the Wildhearts. Their influence has stretched further and wider than many realise – but as discussed earlier, no matter what, there will never be another Cardiacs. Tim is irreplaceable. I’m just thankful that we have so much of his music to hold onto.

It was common knowledge that Tim was suffering ill health – a heart attack in 2008 left him with rare neurological condition dystonia, which occurs when oxygen is cut off from the brain and leads to, amongst other things, frequent and painful muscle spasms. It also robbed Tim, not of his mental acuity but, sadly, of his ability to speak and to play and create music in the way he was used to. There was hope, however, that his condition might improve enough for him to be able to return home and perhaps oversee the completion of the unfinished Cardiacs album LSD as he had wanted to. Despite his great and numerous difficulties, there had been some tentative improvement reported in his condition in recent years. Certainly, there seemed to be no indication that he was critically ill, but it seems that another heart attack took him, quickly and quietly, while he was asleep. He had recently turned 59.

Irreplaceable.

Tim’s impossibly wonderful, but inarguably bizarre music, and his equally bizarre, brutal onstage persona have formed his public perception, but it also seems that everyone who was closer to him remembers him as an unfailingly supportive, kind soul – a man who always said that his favourite music was his friends’ music. The world has undoubtedly suffered a huge loss, but thankfully there is no shortage of love for Tim any more, his music finally having begun to receive the attention it deserves in more recent years. There’s no doubt that he will endure.

I hope this has been a decent enough read, but I know that really, no words I can say will quite do justice to Tim Smith and his legacy. I suppose it’d be best to leave this with another wonderful piece of music from the man himself. This is another highlight of Sing to God for me.

Rest in peace, Tim.

In praise of: Guitars with ‘too many’ frets

Photo credit: The Music Zoo

Recently I was doing the rounds, looking through the websites of various guitar companies to do a bit of daydreaming/window shopping and to see if there’s anything new that I’ve missed (hey, there’s no shame in it). I noticed a stunning new model on the Jackson site – a sparkly blue series-production version of the rare 27-fret Soloist, previously a Custom Shop model which they’re trying out as their first ever production model with more than 24 frets. This is good news.

I suppose I’m giving away my roots as a metal/shred enthusiast by professing my love for guitars with more than 24 frets, but humour me – while many people can’t see a single viable use for such a thing, this is My Blog and I can. The extra frets can be great for soloing (even if you might need to bung your fretting hand in a pencil sharpener to hit them with any precision) but what’s even better is having the extra deep cutaway to reach the 19th to 24th frets easier than on a normal 24-fret guitar. Being able to precisely place tapped harmonics is fun too.

Let me show you something ridiculous, which I used to own:

Taste and restraint? Never heard of ‘er…

This is my old Ibanez RG550XH, a limited-run model which was available in black and a couple of different sparkly finishes a few years ago. I had an absolute blast with this guitar, I still think back to it every now and then and wonder if I should look for another one – I sold it to pay for the James Tyler, so it needed to happen, but I do have a craving for some 30-fret action in my life again. It was dirt cheap, and played great. I pretty much used the bridge pickup exclusively, it had an active neck pickup ‘simulation’ which I never really bothered with if I’m honest. Reactions-wise, it received a mixture of amazement, amusement and, perhaps most frequently, bemusement. If I got another one, I’d try to hunt down a blue example and probably give it a mirror scratchplate with just a single humbucker.

Rock and f’n roll.

Other guitars are available though, so let’s have a look at some of the stuff you can get hold of if the thought of having your range extended upwards is getting you excited.

Photo credit: Sevenstring.org

If you’re prepared to splash the cash, there are any number of 27-fret Caparison models out there, the bolt-on neck Horus being perhaps the best known, the very high-end thru-neck TAT being the poshest, and there have been a few signature artist models with 27 frets as well. But the one I’m going to share, which I covet the most, is the now-discontinued Apple Horn Jazz, the fixed-bridge variant of Swedish madman Mattias Eklundh’s signature guitar. This, and one of Caparison’s Brocken baritones, would be a formidable pairing for recording some metal guitars…

This EC29 has a crackle finish and a grab handle too. Because why not? [Photo credit: Reverb]

Way back in the late 80s, the era of excess which I rather wish I’d been there for, Washburn were making a whole line of guitars with crazily extended fretboards, the excellent Stephen’s Extended Cutaway (still used on Nuno Bettencourt’s N4s) being the unique selling point. There was the rare bolt-on EC26 – name corresponding to the number of frets – but even cooler is the thru-neck EC29. Or, if that just isn’t excessive enough for you, why not delete the neck pickup (because there simply isn’t space) and have a full three octaves? The EC36 is truly ridiculous. You might see it as a shark-jump moment for the 80s superstrat craze, I prefer to view it as a glorious folly for true connoisseurs.

Photo credit: Pinterest

Hamer more than dabbled in extra frets in the 80s too. The relatively plentiful, bolt-on Californian superstrat design boasted a healthy 27 frets, but cooler still was the very, very limited-run, hand-made Virtuoso model, a delightfully well-resolved double-cutaway, set-neck shape with, again, a dog-bothering 36 frets. A few years ago, the *ahem* colourful character that was the late Ed Roman offered a recreation of the Virtuoso model through his custom shop, although how many of those exist is unclear. I gather that ‘real’ Virtuoso models (Virtuosi?) are very rare too. Perhaps even in the 1980s, there wasn’t THAT much call for 36 frets. Many of them had Floyd Rose bridges, although some appear to exist with fixed bridges – including this phenomenally tasty-looking apple green example on the right. I always love a nice shiny green guitar, especially when it gives you enough range to transcend human hearing altogether…

Photo credit: Pinterest

Did you know PRS made a few 27-fret guitars in the early days? The hand-made Sorcerer’s Apprentice dates from the pre-factory era and there are, as far as I know, only a handful in existence. It was based on the equal-cutaway shape, a la the Santana model, and appeared to have three P-90s, the back two of which are jammed together to, presumably, give a humbucker sound. There was even a 12-string example, a glorious symbol of excess if ever there was one. I’d love to see this model brought back – I doubt it’ll happen, but a man can dream.

Yes, it’s really stupid – but you still want it a bit, don’t you? Not in matt black though. [Photo credit: Reverb]

Logic dictates I should save the most excessive til last – I thought we’d have a job finding something crazier than the Washburn or the Hamer, but then a long-buried memory resurfaced… allow me to introduce the Gary Kramer Turbulence. This delta wing-shaped weapon was available, of course, with 29 frets (for the weak-willed and prudish among us), or with a full complement of 36 frets – either with a fixed bridge or a Floyd Rose. And seven strings, if you wanted. If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.

Don’t try and tell me these don’t ROCK.